Catch 22

Are those underpants on my hand?

You think anyone wants a roundhouse to the face while im wearing these bad boys?

My van's parked out back man.

I'm watching you watch me watch you.

Finally.

Traitors

Greco Jima

Sorry, just ginger.

This sissy is literally walking away with his tail between his legs.

They was. I seen em.

Siamese pupils

Thwarted again.

Who the hell is this guy?

Taking the seat off his bike.

The market has really got me by the balls.

Rock-a-bye baby

Of the turkey's breast

Sankoo