12.31.2008

12.30.2008

Are those underpants on my hand?

You think anyone wants a roundhouse to the face while im wearing these bad boys?

My van's parked out back man.

12.28.2008

I'm watching you watch me watch you.

Finally.

12.26.2008

12.23.2008

Greco Jima

Sorry, just ginger.

This sissy is literally walking away with his tail between his legs.

They was. I seen em.

12.06.2008

Siamese pupils

Thwarted again.

12.05.2008

Who the hell is this guy?

12.03.2008

Taking the seat off his bike.

The market has really got me by the balls.

12.02.2008

Rock-a-bye baby

12.01.2008

Of the turkey's breast

Sankoo

11.26.2008

This song is about being the fat kid at the beach 1 2 3 4

We're all screwed

11.25.2008

Hi tech gauntlet

And the phlogging begins

Well, scalping just became a legitimate option.

11.18.2008

Cuz he'll be all over your ass.

You're such a nice guy.

11.17.2008

Political economy- the science of utilities or the useful application of wealth or material resources.

I am not a scientist. i am, rather, an impresario of scientists.

Demography

11.12.2008

i. will. maake. u. fay. muss.

Whisper Stick - Keep your outside voice outside.

11.08.2008

This was in my email today. suck one.

11.07.2008

Pent up aggression for years of slaughtering a mexican accent.

Miss Katie Webster

11.06.2008

That's just criminal.

11.05.2008

Even this man is speechless. Thank you all for renewing my faith in humanity.

11.03.2008

Obviously the pressure to look like the girls in US Weekly has gone too far.

11.01.2008

You ain't gonna average groove me

10.31.2008

This can't end well.

10.27.2008

Doesn't matter which one he chooses, Esh is on the high road and is definitely lost.

Caution - four pudgy, old, naked men and one young nude navajo waiting upstream. They have beer and want to know if you've been up here before. It really is a slippery, slippery slope.

McCain/Palin - Bringing Transparency to the White House

Ben loves taking his shirt off and playing with big sticks. You know what i mean.

Ben loves big tractors, tight wranglers, and well-trimmed facial hair. You know what i mean.

Ben loves chai tea and falafel. You know what i mean.

Post-production

From here on out things got a little hazy.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Think about it. Think. It's Tuba City. It's happy hour in Tuba City.

Sunday morning coming down

10.25.2008

The future of america