7.27.2009


Turkish Toilet

7.26.2009

Dear Friends and Foes,

I have been traveling for an extended period of time without my phone. As you may, or more likely, may not have noticed this event has coincided with a dramatic decrease in Tough Talk to the masses. Not knowing whether I will be able to handle the disappointment I have caused so many in my waning years I have made a monumental decision. I plan to continue giving you the Tough Talk you deserve, though in a slightly different format and schedule. Entries will be made via the internet and a digital camera device, and may come several at a time. I know what your thinking. To avoid damage to your corneai, read them at a pace suitable to you, not all at once, as they are gifted. Thank you for your time, your energy, your hatemail, and that batch of hair I received recently. Your friend and supervisor in all things ill, Da Hawk.