Personally, I have always been sweet on Polly Urethane.

I heart form over function

How many times do I have to tell you I fuckin hate german chocolate!

Gas, grass, or ass.

Going off the rails on a crazy train

That's Mr. Round to you, lady.

Use caution: it's a shocker.

I am going to get you, earthlings.

They did

Real Genius

Shirley Temple

Rocco's ass

Pow pow powerwheels

A picture is worth the word.

I don't remember taking this

Pining for classier facilities.

To live for some future goal is shallow. It is the sides of the mountain that sustain life, not the top.

The answer, my friend...

KT Extinction Event

I'm meeting the Clampet's for lunch at Country Mart.

Hog heaven

The get off room

So the seed of evil is, in fact, seeds...

Stranger danger

No. No it couldn't.

Bringing boring to a town near you.

I hate it how eclectic seems to be the only word anyone ever uses to describe Tucson.

I can confirm this

If you feel lucky press 3

Somewhere there are three blind mice.

Lights! Camera! Bite someone!

I've got nothin'

Susan was here.

Fuck

How does this guy open letters with only one hand?

You could be french canadian.

Safety first. Pants second.

Somebody get me me brown pants

Everyone's a voyeur.

Why? But why? How come? Why?

Communism in california?

Goddamn hippy

The bowels

Marching Band fanatic

Hey ya'll, watch this shit.

Resolutions

Rocco stole Gamble's donuts

Only two things come from texas. Those are some big horns.

Holidays at the Jeremy household.

Catch 22