Siamese pupils

Thwarted again.

Who the hell is this guy?

Taking the seat off his bike.

The market has really got me by the balls.

Rock-a-bye baby

Of the turkey's breast

Sankoo

This song is about being the fat kid at the beach 1 2 3 4

We're all screwed

Hi tech gauntlet

And the phlogging begins

Well, scalping just became a legitimate option.

Cuz he'll be all over your ass.

You're such a nice guy.

Political economy- the science of utilities or the useful application of wealth or material resources.

I am not a scientist. i am, rather, an impresario of scientists.

Demography

i. will. maake. u. fay. muss.

Whisper Stick - Keep your outside voice outside.

This was in my email today. suck one.

Pent up aggression for years of slaughtering a mexican accent.

Miss Katie Webster

That's just criminal.

Even this man is speechless. Thank you all for renewing my faith in humanity.

Obviously the pressure to look like the girls in US Weekly has gone too far.

You ain't gonna average groove me

This can't end well.

Doesn't matter which one he chooses, Esh is on the high road and is definitely lost.

Caution - four pudgy, old, naked men and one young nude navajo waiting upstream. They have beer and want to know if you've been up here before. It really is a slippery, slippery slope.

McCain/Palin - Bringing Transparency to the White House

Ben loves taking his shirt off and playing with big sticks. You know what i mean.

Ben loves big tractors, tight wranglers, and well-trimmed facial hair. You know what i mean.

Ben loves chai tea and falafel. You know what i mean.

Post-production

From here on out things got a little hazy.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Think about it. Think. It's Tuba City. It's happy hour in Tuba City.

Sunday morning coming down

The future of america

Andy's first kill

Ain't that the truth

My mother was married in this dress 38 years ago.

Where's Waldo?

Yeah right.

I shit you not this is an aerial view of a corn maze that would prove every arizonan but one proud. Im lost right now. Literraly. Corn out my ears. Took this from the plane earlier to use as a map and I would guess I am somewhere around the tip of the saguaro right now. It's been six hours; I hope to God Nicholson isn't behind me.

Caution - remove head from ass before entering balcony.

Caution - Children at Play

Global warming is a hoax.

AW3SOM3.

I am not even mad. I am actually impressed.